Take a good look at Vikings DT Pat Williams. When your nickname (even if you share it with someone) is "Wall" you probably aren't a smaller fella.

But that hasn't stopped Williams — who narrowly missed out on a spot in this year's ESPN The Magazine: The Body Issue — from telling the Pioneer Press' Sean Jensen that he would take everything off but his "tights and socks" after the Super Bowl if the Vikings got there and won the thing.

Oh, I am praying for this. Secretly rooting for the Vikes now, sorry.

Take another look at that pic and try to picture what "Tights and Socks" (my new nickname for Pat W.) might look like coated in a thin later of multi-colored confetti. It's a fun, disturbing game to play.