The Wall Street Journal reports that Dan Marino is suffering, like the rest of us, from a sagging real estate market.

Are you looking for a one-of-a-kind property in the Miami area? Well, Marino has a place for you in nearby Weston, Fla. (25 minutes from Ft. Lauderdale) that is far cheaper than its original price -- off $2.4 million!

What a deal. I can dig the pond stocked with fresh bass and the 5,000-bottle wine cellar, but please! Only two powder rooms?! My designer will be doing something about that! 

I guess the Marino-signed ball makes up for that.