1. Green Bay Packers: No offseason workouts, no problem.
2. New England Patriots: Appears to be a team on a mission this season.
3. Baltimore Ravens: Think the Ravens wanted to prove something in Week One?
4. Philadelphia Eagles: Balanced offense masked concerns on offensive line.
5. New York Jets: They should tell Sanchez it's tied, clock winding down every series.
6. Houston Texans: Lived up to the preseason hype as new kings of AFC South.
7. San Diego Chargers: Opening kickoff wasn't pretty, but Rivers got them on track.
8. New Orleans Saints: Should be fine until that NFC title game rematch with Pack.
9. Chicago Bears: Forté made quite the case to be the next starting RB to get paid.
10. Pittsburgh Steelers: Defending AFC champs got punched in mouth in opener.
11. Atlanta Falcons: Proved games are won on the field, not in offseason moves.
12. Detroit Lions: Stafford survived. Lions fans can hold their breath for 15 more games.
13. Dallas Cowboys: Will never know what Tony Romo was thinking on that interception.
14. Washington Redskins: The forgotten team in the NFC East starts 1-0.
15. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Not a good start for the pass defense.
16. New York Giants: We knew the defense would be hurt, but not the running game.
17. Buffalo Bills: No one circles the wagons like Ryan Fitzpatrick.
18. Jacksonville Jaguars: McCown did what he needed to do — not throw a pick.
19. Arizona Cardinals: If Beanie runs like that, we have our NFC West favorites.
20. San Francisco 49ers: If only they could play the Seahawks every week.
21. Oakland Raiders: McFadden, Bush likely licking chops for Bills' run defense.
22. Cincinnati Bengals: Carson who? Proved doubters wrong with Week One win.
23. St. Louis Rams: Injuries are huge concern for the former NFC West favorites.
24. Miami Dolphins: Chad Henne was named captain, but that alone won't earn him fans' respect.
25. Minnesota Vikings: Would Ponder or Webb have thrown for more than 39 yards?
26. Carolina Panthers: Quite the debut for Cam, but where were the backs?
27. Tennessee Titans: CJ2K? How about CJ24 for his 24 rushing yards. Yikes.
28. Denver Broncos: Only city where battle to be backup QB makes headlines.
29. Kansas City Chiefs: Do we have our first-to-worst candidate?
30. Cleveland Browns: Clearly flustered by having to play as 6½-point favorites.
31. Indianapolis Colts: No Manning, lots of problems.
32. Seattle Seahawks: Marshawn Lynch can't carry the offense with 33 yards rushing.