1. New York Giants: Held Bucs to 86 yards on Sunday. Ridiculous.

2. Baltimore Ravens: Flacco quietly edging up on Matt Ryan in sophomore seasons.

3. New Orleans Saints: Once-maligned "D" held T.O. without a single catch.

4. Minnesota Vikings: Even Packers fans have to admit that was one helluva throw.

5. Indianapolis Colts: AFC South back to yawner status; Colts two up after three.

6. New York Jets: Rex Ryan's right: Revis needs to be locked down until at least 2020.

7. New England Patriots: Demise of dynasty overexaggerated.

8. Philadelphia Eagles: Overrated: Vick's debut. Underrated: Kolb's rebound.

9. Dallas Cowboys: This NFC East race is going to be fun.

10. San Diego Chargers: Minus L.T., Bolts rolling on a Rivers.

11. Pittsburgh Steelers: New term enters Steelers' lexicon: doubt.

12. Atlanta Falcons: Not the Boston homecoming Ryan was hoping for.

13. Chicago Bears: Hester and Knox have corners stretching hamstrings extra long.

14. Green Bay Packers: Two-for-9 on third downs vs. St. Louis is an ominous figure.

15. Denver Broncos: Good job, Broncos. Now beat a team with a pulse.

16. San Francisco 49ers: Impossible not to see their strides under Singletary.

17. Cincinnati Bengals: Who Dey?! A ­surprisingly sound team, evidently.

18. Arizona Cardinals: Hard to see consecutive Super Bowl trips after showing vs. Indy.

19. Tennessee Titans: Albert Haynesworth, you are missed.

20. Seattle Seahawks: As if they had a shot with radioactive vomit-colored uniforms.

21. Buffalo Bills: Remember, guys, the fourth quarter counts, too.

22. Carolina Panthers: Can't discount a club with this much talent.

23. Jacksonville Jaguars: If importance to team determines MVP, MJD makes case.

24. Houston Texans: Texans' defense announces candidacy for makeover TV show.

25. Washington Redskins: Health care reform not only contentious issue in Beltway.

26. Miami Dolphins: Here's your shot, Henne.

27. Detroit Lions: Lions just can't seem to ... wait, say what?!

28. Oakland Raiders: JaMarcus Russell: 1 TD, 4 INTs, 39.8 rating. 

29. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Burn the tapes, Bucs. Seriously. Burn the tapes.

30. Kansas City Chiefs: BBQ not the only thing getting smoked in K.C.

31. St. Louis Rams: Steven Jackson. There, we found a positive.

32. Cleveland Browns: Braylon Edwards. No? Damn, we can't find any.

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